Laundry Philosopher Pillows

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.