Toilet Thinker Pillows

Eureka!

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Personal Potty Trainer

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Wallpapering 4

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

What Is This Crap?

Potty Training.

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

Toilet training for an adult.

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'