Toilet Talker Pillows

What Is This Crap?

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"IRL sucks."

"Careful...she bites."

"And this is George's reading room."

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

Eureka!

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'Watch your step in there!'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

"I got toilet paper in the form of a brown paper bag."

'Another book in the can...'

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"