Toilet Tinkerer Pillows

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'