Tech Tinkerer Pillows

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

Lemonade - Passwords.

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"We have lots of information technology. We just don't have any information."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Robot Parts $5

"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I decided to give everyone on my list a 3D printer, and let them make their own gifts."

'It has a camera, an MP3 player, a web browser, a GPS navigation system, games, bluetooth capabilities, Wi-Fi, and a battery life of just under 8 minutes...'

'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Woman using CD player as drinks holder

'I've invented something for the tv for when it goes wrong.'

"We wanted to make the system more human."