Tech Tinker Pillows

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'We found the trouble, your GPS was picking up a public TV station.'

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Technology and literature

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"This is so cool, thanks!"

Drool Marks

"I haven't made the mistake of butt dialing since I crushed my last phone."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Safety innovations include a rageometer warning light that measures pulse and blood pressure.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Computer: 'I don't want to go'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

'Well, the satellites down.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Very nice, Doug. But how do you figure having a video feature makes it a better mousetrap."

Top Watch-Winder

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

James Dyson

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"