Tech Tinkerer Prints

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

Claire discovers the The Clapper operates on the same frequency as Don's pacemaker.

'Have you tried switching OFF and ON again?'

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Lemonade - Passwords.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"It's our latest driverless car. If even has a driverless backseat driver."

"Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link

'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"We have lots of information technology. We just don't have any information."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Computer operator welding machine.

STRIP Hambone: 'Maintenance free'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Computer-controlled heating system.

'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'

Trying to switch on the computer.

And that was the last time anyone saw Brian Warnek alive.

"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"

'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."