Tooth Tinkerer Pillows

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Early cyborg.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'