Tooth Tinker Pillows

Car Dentistry.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

Thinking Gears

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Drool Marks

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Early cyborg.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Gadget geek.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.