Title Tinker Pillows

"I've just got back the job description for your new assistant."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

Rocking horse

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.