Title Tinker Prints

"I've just got back the job description for your new assistant."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

The Hobby Store

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'