Title Tinkerers Pillows

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

'Field Marshall chairman, if you don't mind.'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"God sounds too pretentious I prefer 'The Original Stay-At-Home Dad'."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."