Toy Tinkerers Pillows

"He just doesn't do it for me."

Mr Potato head loses a body part

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Organic Soldering.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."