Toy Tinkerers Mugs

"He just doesn't do it for me."

Mr Potato head loses a body part

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Organic Soldering.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Innovate or die.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."