Toy Tinkerer Pillows

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Serious Putty.

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

The Hobby Store

A man working on a model airplane

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

'You can have asylum, but you have to reveal all of the government's toy building secrets...'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Out of action man.'

In the very beginning.

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

US Army Knife.

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Santa Claus's Tool Box

Rocking horse

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Early cyborg.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"