Instrument Tinkerer Pillows

'Ok start her up!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'