Piano Tinkerer Pillows

'Awesome!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"