Piano Tinkerer T-Shirts

'Awesome!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Fixing the Computer.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."