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Twisted trumpet.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The Hobby Store

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Sistine Selfie

Waiting for retirement.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."