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"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Musical Pondering.

Remote control car breakdown.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Awesome!'

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Biker and Cyclist.

'Moon, June...'