Music Tinkerers Prints

'Hey Jude played on pan pipes, a cow bell and nose flute. That's what I call an extraordinary rendition.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Musical Pondering.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Remote control car breakdown.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Awesome!'

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Repairing the UFO

'Moon, June...'