Instrument Tinkerer T-Shirts

'Ok start her up!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The Hobby Store

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'