Instrument Tinkerers Pillows

The Trumpeter Repair Kit

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Organic Soldering.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Music producers.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives