Tune Tinkerers Pillows

Musical Heart Monitor

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Musical Pondering.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Awesome!'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'Moon, June...'

Repairing the UFO

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Adaptability

Biker and Cyclist.

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'