Tune Tinkerers Gifts

Musical Heart Monitor

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Musical Pondering.

Remote control car breakdown.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Awesome!'

Biker and Cyclist.

Adaptability

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Repairing the UFO

'Moon, June...'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).