Tune Tinkerer Gifts

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Musical Pondering.

Musical Notes.

New music conference

'Moon, June...'

"There'll be no shortage of suspects, sergeant, the victim composed plaintive piano music for TV documentaries."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

A boy playing the violin

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Computerized Dollhouse.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."