Toilet Talker Gifts

"This stool shall pass."

What Is This Crap?

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

The Hockey Puckey

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Where history's best ideas happen.

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"IRL sucks."

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"Careful...she bites."

Space X Crew Dragon

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

"And this is George's reading room."

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Eureka!

'Watch your step in there!'

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"