Toilet Talker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the unashamed toilet talker? Our collection captures the playful spirit of those who love to crack jokes about bathroom humor. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that resonates with their bold sense of fun. Perfect for anyone who finds comedy in the everyday, these items make light-hearted surprises for friends or family members who always have a joke up their sleeve.

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What Is This Crap?

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'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.' mockup

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Moo Out Loud

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WTF?

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"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!" mockup

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit! mockup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

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Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'! mockup

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

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'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!' mockup

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens. mockup

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

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CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

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'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.' mockup

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

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MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.' mockup

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

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"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter." mockup

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

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"IRL sucks."

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"Careful...she bites."

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"And this is George's reading room." mockup

"And this is George's reading room."

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"And you guys said I was 'gross'." mockup

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

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Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!' mockup

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

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'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?' mockup

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

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"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll." mockup

"Obviously, the toilet paper should go over the roll."

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Eureka!

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'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

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'Watch your step in there!'

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"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!" mockup

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

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"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet." mockup

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

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"I got toilet paper in the form of a brown paper bag."

"I got toilet paper in the form of a brown paper bag." mockup

"I got toilet paper in the form of a brown paper bag."

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'Another book in the can...'

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"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!" mockup

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

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Toilet Talker Gifts Collection

Toilet Talker Mugs

Explore our full range of Toilet Talker mugs—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of humor.

Toilet Talker Pillows

Discover our Toilet Talker pillows—stylish and funny accents to add personality to any room.

Toilet Talker Prints

Browse our Toilet Talker prints—bring humor and character into your decor with these witty wall art pieces.

Toilet Talker T-Shirts

Check out all our Toilet Talker t-shirts—garments that speak volumes with a humorous twist.