Toilet Trekker Gifts

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"This stool shall pass."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

What Is This Crap?

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Champagne area.

Yeoman of the Guard

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."