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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

What Is This Crap?

Have you seen the other tent pole?

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Champagne area.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Yeoman of the Guard

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Stuck in the stile.