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'Get right back down there and wipe those feet!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Go to Daddy!'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I got the box set to binge later."