Tough Trekker T-Shirts

Would you please stop saying, "It's the journey, not the destination"?

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

Champagne area.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."