Tough Trekker T-Shirts

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

School trip little porters.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Champagne area.

Not in. Take 1 aspirin and call in morning.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

Stuck in the stile.