Train Trekker T-Shirts

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Have Your Ticket Ready...

"Sorry - no old bags on seats...!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Camping.

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Seaside

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Yeoman of the Guard

Champagne area.