Train Trekker Gifts

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Have Your Ticket Ready...

"Sorry - no old bags on seats...!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Seaside

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Go to Daddy!'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Yeoman of the Guard

Champagne area.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."