Treat Trekker Gifts

Mountaintop Dessert

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

Dog's Sandwich

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'Who gets the special?'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.