Treat Triers Gifts

Dog's Sandwich

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Le Chocolat!

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'Is he sitting?'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Ice Cream.

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Cake!

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

'Who gets the special?'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

Nut vendor

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'