Treat Trader Gifts

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

The day the stock market went UP.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

Why markets crash.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop