Treat Master Gifts

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Is he sitting?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

How the goat got square eyes.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Relaxing on a sofa

Know your dog - The brain.

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's a setup."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Le Chocolat!

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Lazy dog.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Ice Cream.

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Cake!

Hasta manana.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'