Trap Master Gifts

"It's a setup."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"River well stocked this year."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Man fishing with large bait

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Yo Yo Tricks.

Fish don't like worms.

Product Testing Department

Missing you.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Worm Ate The Fish.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Is he sitting?'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'