Tag Master Gifts

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

"River well stocked this year."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Missing you.

"It's a setup."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Graffiti like

Printing Room

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Wanna hang later? Yep. You meatheads are standing side-by-side texting! Why not just talk to each other?! Because: Your eyeballs are burned away from staring at your screens and you can't see actual reality!!!! I hear strange rhetorical noises. Put on your iPod LOUD and they'll go away.

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

"Tag...you're it!"

"Mom didn't like her nickname 'Uber.'"

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

'It says, 'Like many of the greats, he was a brilliant self-publicist.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

"Stop randomly texting angry emojis, then put your phone down and your hands up."

'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'

Rules of the Wild

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'