Target Master Gifts

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

"Am I that predictable?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Targets.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Your resume is impressive."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Musical Archer

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Musician Target Practice

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

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'You've hit the bull.'

Shoot your own apples

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.