Target Talk Gifts

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Targets.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Stun-gun target practice.

"Next!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Skeets Champion.

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Musician Target Practice

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

'You've hit the bull.'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

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Shoot your own apples

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

"It's pulling to the left."