Target Champion Gifts

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Salesman

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Next!"

Skeets Champion.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Musician Target Practice

Musical Archer

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'