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'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Salesman

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Next!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Skeets Champion.

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Musical Archer

Musician Target Practice

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."