Target Hunter Gifts

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Bullseye!

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The Salesman

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'