Target Hunter Prints

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Bullseye!

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

The Salesman

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'