Target Talk Pillows

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Bullseye!

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Targets.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Next!"

Skeets Champion.

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

Musician Target Practice

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shoot your own apples

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

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Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'You've hit the bull.'

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

A dancer practises by touching her toe to a shooting target.

"It's pulling to the left."