Target Shooting Pillows

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Pointing.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Targets.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."