Target Tactician Pillows

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"Next!"

"One true move and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do to you."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Good luck with all the revision...

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Examinations.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

'What a control freak!'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.