Target Tactician Gifts

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"Next!"

"One true move and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do to you."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Good luck with all the revision...

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Examinations.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'What a control freak!'

The Use of Cavalry

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'