Label Master Gifts

"I see you've security marked your property."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"FISH ON"

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Motor-blender.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Generic Products

Printing Room

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Chiantis In Translation

Designer Baby.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'